Flyin' Fran's Corner

I heard all of the complaints from liberals about how bad the war is going in Iraq, but they forgot to ask the men and women in uniform in Iraq. They tell a much different story, and they want to complete their mission. So politicians should listen more to the troops in Iraq and stop bickering and whining. It's sad when politicians help the enemy by badmouthing how the war is going and that we should pull out of Iraq.  I don't think the liberals have a clue about how to fight and win a war. They just don't get it that we were under attack long before Iraq or even 9/11, and if we pull out of Iraq, we will suffer the consequences - and those consequences would be horrendous.  And for those of you who keep saying that Iraq has nothing to do with the war on terrorism, I would like to remind you that our military chased terrorists out of a terrorist training base when they first went into Iraq, and that Saddam was paying $25,000 to families of suicide bombers.  I would also like to remind those skeptics that the U.N. had passed several resolutions against Iraq - and that Saddam had his military firing rockets at our planes on a daily basis. So wise up liberals. We are in a global war against the Jihadists - and Iraq is full of them.  

It seems it's a problem as to what we should call those barbaric prisoners in Gitmo, so I suggest we call them "Olympic hopefuls" and hold "Olympic trials" to see if they can swim from Gitmo to Miami.  Those who make it will be entered in the next Olympics. Those who don't make it can have their 72 virgins.    

To solve the problem in Iraq, we should invite all of the terrorists to an amnesty meeting and advertise payment of $300 each to all who attend. Then we should surround them and capture them all at one time.

We should dig moats the length of both borders, use the extracted soil to build up New Orleans, and then fill the moats with Florida alligators. That should solve three major problems.

After doing much research over a period of 40 years, I have come to the conclusion that Jesus was fathered by a Roman soldier named Panthera (also spelled Pantera) and not the Jewish God (Yahweh) that supposedly fathered him. First of all, the "Virgin Mary" was only 14 years old when Jesus (real name - Yeshua Ha-Nozri) was born - which means she got pregnant at the age of 13. Mary was a young, hot-blooded, Palestinian Jew who was very bored and needed some excitement in her life - like most teenagers. There was absolutely nothing to do in those days except daily chores for survival. No TV, no phones, no computers, no newspapers, no magazines, nothing. But there were plenty of Roman soldiers around who were far from home and also seeking some excitement. Most of the soldiers were 18 and 19 years old and their blood also ran hot. One of them, named Panthera, took a liking to Mary, and Mary liked him.  But the punishment for having sex out of wedlock in those days was death by stoning.       

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